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Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by Megan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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So were you sexing him a lot?

#5 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:26pm by Diabeetus

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omg! that's awful.

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:02pm by uminuscooll

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