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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (504968) - you deserved it (31118)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

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wow....

#1 - On 04/19/2009 at 6:14am by guffy

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Oh my gosh #6 Abortion is NOT the answer.
and #9 Shut the hell up, I'm sure grammatical correctness is the last thing the OP is worried about.

I'm so sorry. that sucks.
Congrats on your pregnancy anyway.

#17 - On 04/19/2009 at 6:46am by xHaniffax

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