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Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (10741)

On 05/30/2010 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by lonelyandbored - United States (Virginia)

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10 bucks says he was jerkin off while he said that

#22 - On 05/31/2010 at 4:00am by greenmachine08

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hahahahahha awwww that sucks, maybe it's because you are a bit more adventurous texting that real life, that's ok, just time for a bit of a change I think :) have some fun.

#13 - On 05/31/2010 at 3:28am by n_maher

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