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Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17686) - you deserved it (32564)

On 05/27/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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umm, I think you're in charge of that one. fail on ur part

#1 - On 05/27/2010 at 6:09am by hellokinky2

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Did you, for a minute, think that the problem may be on your side instead of his? :-)

#4 - On 05/27/2010 at 6:16am by penpal33

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