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Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (15942)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:32pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

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yeah, i guess he assumed your not well groomed down there...hopefully its not like a national forest.

#2 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:36am by slyvanilla_creme

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How are morals related to shaving your pubic hair exactly? It's 2009! Keep that shit maintained! It's not sexy!

#10 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:29am by ZeoVGM

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