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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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On 05/22/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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why would you even answer the phone?

#1 - On 05/23/2010 at 2:46am by shiftfaced

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So I'm guessing your boyfriend is the girl in the relationship. O.o
Heheh Just kidding :D Men who moan are sexy! XD

#5 - On 05/23/2010 at 2:50am by kp_74

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