Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy

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  • hahahhhshahHahahahahaha

    #1 - On 05/21/2010 at 12:51pm by jleon

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  • r u serious? that's Hella funny! u should b happy u have a sense of humor girl :)

    #4 - On 05/21/2010 at 12:53pm by Alexitis1

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