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Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML


I agree, your life sucks (37550) - you deserved it (3223)

On 05/19/2010 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by GrossedOutKary (woman) - Puerto Rico

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New home in a nice neighborhood? $300,000
The old couple next door? priceless

#6 - On 05/19/2010 at 7:57pm by DaBlankoMan

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old people ftw

#2 - On 05/19/2010 at 7:56pm by missvee98324

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