Photo Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised someone had stolen my new £700 phone while I was talking to the driver. FML I agree, your life sucks 2166 I agree, your life sucks 2166 You deserved it 251 You deserved it 251 7 17 5 152 25 By Sadandphoneless - / Wednesday 23 January 2019 18:00 /
Photo Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was, so I held him as I ate in the kitchen. While I did so, he, like a demonic feline, decided to smack my full cup of coffee over. FML. I agree, your life sucks 1397 I agree, your life sucks 1397 You deserved it 372 You deserved it 372 12 29 6 41 77 By CoffeeMate - / Friday 21 December 2018 20:00 /
Photo Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML I agree, your life sucks 2560 I agree, your life sucks 2560 You deserved it 192 You deserved it 192 11 28 13 287 14 By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 September 2018 03:30 /
Photo Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in the truck, so I could eat on the way home... or so I thought. It turned out to be anal lube. I covered my hands in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 1542 I agree, your life sucks 1542 You deserved it 531 You deserved it 531 3 9 3 17 251 By Why Me - / Wednesday 15 August 2018 04:00 /
Photo Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 2054 I agree, your life sucks 2054 You deserved it 629 You deserved it 629 22 19 4 186 21 By LennyFace134 - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 22:00 / Canada - Burlington
Photo Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML I agree, your life sucks 2149 I agree, your life sucks 2149 You deserved it 154 You deserved it 154 6 22 11 23 185 By tristaph - / Wednesday 1 August 2018 00:00 /
Photo Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML I agree, your life sucks 3314 I agree, your life sucks 3314 You deserved it 248 You deserved it 248 6 36 4 217 27 By jeauxann - / Friday 11 May 2018 23:59 /
Photo Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML I agree, your life sucks 2653 I agree, your life sucks 2653 You deserved it 389 You deserved it 389 4 19 13 16 306 By Amber Rutledge - / Saturday 27 January 2018 00:00 /
Photo FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends! I agree, your life sucks 1089 I agree, your life sucks 1089 You deserved it 204 You deserved it 204 5 20 4 8 139 By Alan - / Monday 25 December 2017 17:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1530 I agree, your life sucks 1530 You deserved it 206 You deserved it 206 1 12 10 37 207 By FML Approved - / Thursday 19 October 2017 21:00 / United States - New York
Photo I agree, your life sucks 3168 I agree, your life sucks 3168 You deserved it 180 You deserved it 180 11 20 5 323 72 By FML Approved - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 21:00 / United States - New York
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1450 I agree, your life sucks 1450 You deserved it 165 You deserved it 165 2 17 6 9 139 By FML Approved - / Monday 16 October 2017 14:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1445 I agree, your life sucks 1445 You deserved it 290 You deserved it 290 2 17 2 11 170 By FML Approved - / Saturday 14 October 2017 08:29 / United States - New York
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1652 I agree, your life sucks 1652 You deserved it 157 You deserved it 157 4 22 7 27 178 By FML Approved - / Friday 13 October 2017 14:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1559 I agree, your life sucks 1559 You deserved it 161 You deserved it 161 1 12 5 6 177 By FML Approved - / Thursday 12 October 2017 14:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1428 I agree, your life sucks 1428 You deserved it 161 You deserved it 161 13 17 3 142 By FML Approved - / Wednesday 11 October 2017 14:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1807 I agree, your life sucks 1807 You deserved it 255 You deserved it 255 5 12 36 4 260 By FML Approved - / Tuesday 10 October 2017 14:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1549 I agree, your life sucks 1549 You deserved it 215 You deserved it 215 5 12 8 11 181 By FML Approved - / Monday 9 October 2017 08:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1245 I agree, your life sucks 1245 You deserved it 159 You deserved it 159 5 19 8 3 152 By FML Approved - / Sunday 8 October 2017 08:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1026 I agree, your life sucks 1026 You deserved it 290 You deserved it 290 7 15 10 5 156 By FML Approved - / Saturday 7 October 2017 14:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1429 I agree, your life sucks 1429 You deserved it 444 You deserved it 444 4 8 8 22 142 By FML Approved - / Friday 6 October 2017 14:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1287 I agree, your life sucks 1287 You deserved it 692 You deserved it 692 8 20 5 7 180 By FML Approved - / Thursday 5 October 2017 14:30 /
Photo Halloween Struggles Do you have your Halloween costume picked out yet? I agree, your life sucks 1189 I agree, your life sucks 1189 You deserved it 229 You deserved it 229 4 15 8 9 173 By FML Approved - / Wednesday 4 October 2017 08:30 / United States - New York
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1499 I agree, your life sucks 1499 You deserved it 271 You deserved it 271 2 11 5 6 275 By FML Approved - / Monday 2 October 2017 22:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1168 I agree, your life sucks 1168 You deserved it 293 You deserved it 293 5 32 7 6 109 By FML Approved - / Thursday 28 September 2017 08:30 / United States - New York
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1310 I agree, your life sucks 1310 You deserved it 544 You deserved it 544 5 16 3 14 116 By FML Approved - / Monday 25 September 2017 14:34 /
Photo Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML I agree, your life sucks 3019 I agree, your life sucks 3019 You deserved it 586 You deserved it 586 27 25 7 207 46 By Goober - / Wednesday 20 September 2017 14:30 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1585 I agree, your life sucks 1585 You deserved it 181 You deserved it 181 4 19 4 12 139 By FML Approved - / Friday 15 September 2017 14:36 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1889 I agree, your life sucks 1889 You deserved it 144 You deserved it 144 8 6 7 23 215 By FML Approved - / Thursday 14 September 2017 14:34 /
Photo I agree, your life sucks 1367 I agree, your life sucks 1367 You deserved it 183 You deserved it 183 5 14 7 6 191 By FML Approved - / Wednesday 13 September 2017 14:30 / France - Paris
Today I broke off my passenger mirror because there was a huge carpet sticking out of a trash can. I hit it barely going 10 miles an hour and now its going... I agree, your life sucks 1092 I agree, your life sucks 1092 You deserved it 594 You deserved it 594 14
Today I found out that my landlord is switching to a property management company, and it will take 2 weeks for my rent to get deposited to them when I... I agree, your life sucks 1349 I agree, your life sucks 1349 You deserved it 125 You deserved it 125 18
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we... I agree, your life sucks 15111 I agree, your life sucks 15111 You deserved it 35962 You deserved it 35962 201
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year... I agree, your life sucks 4674 I agree, your life sucks 4674 Phew, glad it wasn't me 788 Phew, glad it wasn't me 788 49