By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
agreeclassic 32 811
vote type 1 9 206
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Next

TOP COMMENTS

mk58 31

That's how it thanks you. Tsk tsk. This generation of birds are disrespectful.

64 3

Comments

kendrrraa10 2

they say its good luck to get shit on by a bird? :)

4 3
green_eggs_and_h 0

That's always my first thought when I get shit on the head by a bird: "Yes! Good luck! I have shit on my head!" :)

3 0
DKjazz 20

You just got pwned pretty hard. You should probably go sit down.

3 3
sourgirl101 28

I've heard a bird pooping on you is suppose to be considered good luck. Time to play the Lotto!(:

4 0
WCARlover 34

well that was nice of you anyway. those birds are tricky creatures!

2 2
DaangItsBrooke 8

well there's are your attempted good deed for te day!

3 3
smexehXredhead0 0

Well, you still have a good heart for trying to save it (:

2 3
Jennnnnafer 3

hey at least its ok! ;-) i sure hope you washed your hands lol.

0 3
Soreeyeah 17

maybe it wanted to commit suicide and u ruined it. lol ;-)

0 1
ambeeelove 0

that's what I said

0 0