Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night....

By anonymous - 14/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

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Saturday 14 July 2012 12:02

Could almost say, he is a "shirty" boyfriend. Yep, I suck that much at puns.

homeboyangst 17

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:11

A public park is never a good place to let things "get heavy."

Comments

SimplyEerb 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 18:49

Oh... young love ^^

dsl1123 8

Saturday 14 July 2012 19:46

I would dump the jerk, chivalry is dead in this situation.

naduskalove 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 19:52

Ahh stupidity at its finest..

nikkinurse 10

Saturday 14 July 2012 20:02

What a douche- in sorry but a good man would h e thrown u over his shoulder and carried u away

1happymummy 14

Saturday 14 July 2012 20:34

Outdoor sex is great and all but dont get undressed in case you need to make a run for it! Plan your outfit to suit haha

GSmash 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:13

Why are you nasty ******* trying to get laid in a park ? Enuff said

andiewithlove 21

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:17

Doesn't matter.......got felt up?

trippythehippy 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:29

Lol I wanna meet this girl! Love it public. But yea been there. Done that. To many times to count...

MDTeddy 13

Saturday 14 July 2012 22:28

Get a new bf? People shouldn't be in a relationship if they aren't willing to watch out for or take care of their lover.

asktherunes 4

Saturday 14 July 2012 22:39

He's a keeper.

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