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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:33

Why were you trying to get it to climb up the wall? You should've just killed the thing.

BWill9014 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:43

And this is why I fear spiders... because thy can jump on you :l

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underpaid011 0

Friday 15 April 2011 21:08

that's what you get for bothering the innocent spider. be happy it was not spider pig. spider pig weighs a lot and would have hurt your face.

Tinman70 0

Friday 15 April 2011 21:10

they only go in your mouth when you sleep

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 April 2011 21:30

Were you eating curds and whey?

Miss_Random 0

Friday 15 April 2011 21:47

Something similar happened to me. Except it was a roach and I WAS trying to kill it. It was above a window, so I stood on a chair and sprayed it with some Raid. Damn thing FLEW at me and landed on my neck! This thing was huge too! Freaked me the hell out!

mrlopez 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 11:23

From experience, these lil buggers get weak and disoriented as you spray them on the ceiling. They then lose grip and fall, fluttering their puny wings to try to break the fall. so yeah, spray from the side and stand a distance away to watch it fall

k15camacho 0

Friday 15 April 2011 22:06

hahaha;

timrehder 0

Friday 15 April 2011 22:10

you should have killed it! I wouldn't want a spider living in my room

lovemusiicpeace 0

Friday 15 April 2011 22:12

ohhmygoddd i would have cried and flailed around on the floor. spiders and me are lifelong nemesis...es.

yuggi1 11

Friday 15 April 2011 22:18

Spider-pig, spider-pig... does everything a spider-pig should.... or something like that. 

Saritasmiles 0

Friday 15 April 2011 22:57

I wouldn't have killed it either, spiders get rid of all the flies, moths, mosquitoes, ect. Or I would've just tried to pick it up with a newspaper or something and take it outside.