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...but why?

Today, I got my period at school, so I went to the toilet to put in a tampon. Opening the packaging was really noisy, but I assumed the bathroom was empty. After hearing giggling from a group of girls, I waited until I thought they left. They waited for me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Poole
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By  azouwa  |  26

The heck with them. A period is natural. It is OK. But I know... it doesn't feel like that when we're young. Sorry op.

By  Aquamarine501  |  14

"Omg Stacy! I think some girl in the stall is eating a bag of chips."
No, I'm on my freaking period. Unless it's middle school where they haven't gotten theirs yet, there's nothing really amusing about it.

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By  azouwa  |  26

The heck with them. A period is natural. It is OK. But I know... it doesn't feel like that when we're young. Sorry op.

By  Aquamarine501  |  14

"Omg Stacy! I think some girl in the stall is eating a bag of chips."
No, I'm on my freaking period. Unless it's middle school where they haven't gotten theirs yet, there's nothing really amusing about it.

By  skippydoda  |  30

Next time, sing really loudly about everything your doing while putting in a tampon. Make it really graphic. That way they know that you are not eating chips.

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  Glowworm56  |  25

"Oh I'm bleeding quite heavily from my vagina near my clit.
Whoever thinks this is amusing, is a bloody stupid twit.
Bleeding from down below certainly isn't a gas.
That's why I'm taking this cotton doodad and jamming it up my ass!"

By  sherbear86  |  18

Why the hell would the giggle about a tampon wrapper, it’s not embarrassing or funny it’s a period and everyone in that bathroom will have one.

By  Tripartita  |  44

Alright, I think I've solved it! One of them had just confessed to having the lamest power: the ability to determine if somebody was opening a tampon based solely on sound, and everybody was laughing at them. To legitimize their claim and test their alleged powers, they and their friends waited for you.

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