Today while at work an old man needed help coming in through... - FML

MelodramaticBeauty - 26/01/2020 20:16

Today while at work an old man needed help coming in through the door. I went down the few steps, helped him up with his walker then took his bill payment. Afterward I helped him down the steps as he followed behind then he stopped abruptly farted then peed on the last step before leaving.. FML

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