Today, my trainer farted twice during the same uptraining sessions... - FML

Edwin - 29/12/2021 06:21

Today, my trainer farted twice during the same uptraining sessions at my job. FML

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Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

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Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

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Today, I thought my girlfriend of two years had ghosted me. Turns out, she was deported after assuming that “this whole immigration thing will just sort itself out.” FML

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Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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