Intimacy: Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone...

By Jordid - 19/08/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 945

By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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Insane parenting

By lizzy - 29/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

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Thursday 19 August 2010 12:13

My God...

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:53

You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.

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monkeebalz 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:41

bitch slap that ho!

mockingjay_fml 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:55

just wondering , how old are you ?

Rutgers123 0

Friday 20 August 2010 7:13

it's natural though

Sarah__Louise 0

Friday 20 August 2010 11:36

oh god.

sexiibitch013 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:19

that sucks!

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Friday 20 August 2010 23:05

OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOO..... OOOOOOOOH HELL ******* NO!!! That is not OKay go slap that bitch next time!!!

live4glitter 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 7:27

oh no! **gasp** now she will introduce u to the femine isle and help u decided what's better pads or tampons. seriously it is only nature

shihtzupup98 3

Saturday 21 August 2010 18:14

tell everyone at her workplace to be nice to her cuz she's on her period and she's out of tampons. then spill red ink on her pants

xojenniebatten 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 10:17

school ..? school already started for you ?

G_Mannequin 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:44

my god how could you let her get away with that what is wrong with you this is one of few reasons for full frontal violence towards your m,om

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