Miscellaneous: Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking....

By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 23:38 - Canada

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Mason - 31/12/2021 02:59 - United States - Boise

Today, I got new AirPods. As I was sitting on the toilet, they fell out of my hoodie pocket into the toilet while it was flushing. FML

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By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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By n0taplumber - 16/11/2010 03:25 - United States

Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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Thursday 19 November 2009 2:10

See? This is why you never "try to be cool." It never works; never. iPods aren't for kicking, you fool. YDI.

emo_scare_me 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 2:11

HAH, Sucks for you. YDI though, for trying to 'look cool'

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scottvodka 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:39

when are people going to learn that when you "try to be cool", your life ends up being ******.

courtinkerbell 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:42

Lol. Sorry about your iPod but you deserve it, next time just pick it up like a normal person :)

Mr_Pooter 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:59

That sucks... One time I was at the urinal, and my mp3 player fell out of my sweatshirt pocket as I was going. I didn't try to be cool and kick it back up with anything... I just caught it with my hand, like a normal person.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 13:04

Did you pee on yourself? I would have totally ended up peeing on myself if I did that, but I'm clumsy. Then again, since I'm poor that wouldn't really matter to me, I'd still feel like I won.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:09

No sympathy, OP. YDI

ClumsyJason 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:11

LOL DOUCHE BAG/ FAIL!

frostie 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:11

Adam its actually a good thing you accidentally broke your iPod because now, you have a reason to get the latest one with shit way more memory and quality and blah blah blah Lastest iPod= Way more better than yesterdays one :P

muichini 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:15

that's what you get for trying to impress people that you will never see again. next time try doing things like a normal person.

theonegreatlife 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:18

uhm who carries an expensive ipod in their pocket in the first place do you just put on ur watch without securing it too?

WTFsGoingOn 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 13:05

Considering most guys carry their wallets in their pockets I would certainly hope that they are considered to be "secure".

reptarqueen89 8

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:22

Well I do believe that this happens to everyone at least once in there lives, trying to be cool, and they totally **** it up, so Its stupid...but hey I feel your pain. I did something retarded today myself so COOLIO!