By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3

I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

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Smyth 3

When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".

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Comments

garders 0

hey you could have been blowin your load on other bitches, but instead you saved it all for her. good job on being faithful.

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lovinit5683 0

Haha less than 10 seconds. No wonder you guys are having problems. Wow..

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TheBestManEver 0

I bet the OP enjoys "Minutemaid" juice.

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wanted4myeyez 7

hmmmm....u must have been a quickie before and ur time just got shorter.

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heyfuq 1

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in like a week because we've been having problems. it took him longer to get his socks off than his rocks off. FML I ****** his friend later. I feel better now.

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Granddragon 0

lmao, I like that rhyme at the end. I'm writing that one down....

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

iLmfao! thats ****** up haha it took him longer to take his socks off then his rocks off! hahahah classic

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PrettySmile24 0

wow.. sorry buddy but you fail.. big time..

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triggerit 5

you like a rabbit... fast and senseless...

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yazmi_09 3

lmfao 10 seconds?!?! that sucks I feel bad for your girl

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