Miscellaneous: Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me...

By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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By arrow - 30/07/2018 19:00

Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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sockoiid 13

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends

lat1404 16

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.

Comments

uhohitslisa2 20

Wednesday 19 November 2014 5:05

What your friend did was a dick move. But you shouldn't have taken the smarties.

Zwizewon 5

Wednesday 19 November 2014 5:21

Extasy, really? I'd have swallowed them and said he was trying to sell his ritalin ?!

DoubleDosexo 12

Wednesday 19 November 2014 5:37

#46, it's really not.

ohishkabibble 21

Wednesday 19 November 2014 6:03

Good thing it wasn't actual ecstasy, though! One time when my mom was a teenager (iirc), a girl in her neighborhood offered her one of those candy dots that they put on paper. Turns out it was speed! I hope the school believes you that it wasn't drugs; if not, the drug test should prove you innocent (provided you don't actually take drugs!)

jthmtwin 16

Wednesday 19 November 2014 6:55

A little common sense, class is not the ideal place for E, a party where you can have touching is...teachers should know that since they are part of that generation. Oh and ditch that "friend" it's funny if you're at home but school is a no

Imareth 10

Wednesday 19 November 2014 7:04

So you ate during class whilst knowing that it's not allowed... and now you're FMLing because it didn't work out well for you? Your 'friend' is a bitch, but YDI. If you'd bothered to follow a fairly simple rule, this wouldn't really be a problem, would it?