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You guys are ******* puritans. Yeah, OP ****** up, but she wasn't deliberately going out to harm people. I doubt she deliberately got behind the wheel at all, she was just wasted. Saying she deserves death for her actions is ridiculous.
I hope, hope, hope you are a troll just trying to get a response (which I'm giving you). It DOES NOT MATTER that she didn't drive drunk "deliberately." Do you think, after my best friend was killed in a drunk driving accident, that it made it ok knowing she wasn't "deliberately" plowed down? Did the fact that the driver didn't "mean to" somehow erase her crushed skull and massive internal bleeding? Driving drunk deserves harsh punishment. No, I don't think the OP deserves to DIE, but if she was driving when she was THAT wasted, then I do think she deserves, at the very least, to have her license taken away for the rest of her ******* life.
Like I commented earlier, there is nothing wrong with going out and getting drunk occasionally. However, the OP was reckless and irresponsible to drink that much when she surely knew she would have to drive home. I'm not saying that she deserves to die, but she deserves some sort of punishment. What if she does it again and hits a car with innocent people in it? What if she kills a child? And you have the nerve to say it's not like it was deliberate? We're not being Puritan, we're being decent human beings. Need a lesson?
SERIOUSLY????? As soon as you get behind the wheel of a car, you are responsible for how you drive in that car, unless there is an unexpected mechanical failure. If you're drunk, THAT IS YOUR DECISION TO DRIVE IMPAIRED and you should be held accountable for your actions. If a person chooses to drive while intoxicated, they can and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Impaired driving is dangerous and can end up with the driver or innocent bystanders hurt or even dead. If the OP decides to get her fool drunk ass into a car and drive it and she wraps herself around a tree, that's her own damn fault for being an idiotic bitch who decided to drive while intoxicated. Maybe she doesn't DESERVE it, but if it happens, there's no one to blame but herself. And I wouldn't feel sorry for her one single bit. I don't give a damn if you "intended" to run someone over or not while driving drunk. It's not the intent that matters, it's the fact that you're operating a very large, very fast, and very heavy vehicle when you should have just given your keys to someone sober.
Man, what was I thinking? How dare I suggest that people are overreacting by telling the OP to "wrap their body around a tree" (oh sup #67!)? This site would be so much better without its readers. I don't agree with the OP's actions at all, but when every single comment is from some judgmental asshole I feel a whole lot more inclined to defend her.
agreed.
If you're playing with matches and you get burned, you pretty much deserve the pain of the burn. If you're screwing around with sharp objects and you cut yourself, you deserve the pain of the cut. If you choose to drive while intoxicated and you get into an accident, you deserve what happens to you, whether it be a DUI arrest or wrecking your car. When you do something stupid and you end up hurting yourself, I'm not going to feel sorry for you at all. I'm going to say "well, that's what you get for acting like an idiot". There are these things called CONSEQUENCES that come along with our actions. If your action is stupid, you then deserve the consequence that follows.
No they are from people who have suffered the consequences of others drunk driving. Her actions could’ve destroyed others lives. She is worthless, and you have your head way to far up your ass.
Maybe she went and sat in her car when she was drunk. Maybe she was looking for a CD or something. Maybe someone else drove her home but she got out of the wrong door or something. You lot are biblical in your judgement.
There's one major flaw in your statement. If someone else drove her home, how could she have gotten out of the wrong door? Doing so would involve crawling over the person already in the driver's seat. And yes, she could have just been sitting there. But that doesn't explain how her car got home (assuming she drank at a place other than her own house, which is a reasonable assumption). If someone else drove her her car home, they would have sat in her piss and she would have needed to get a ride from someone else. If someone else drove her AND her car home, they would have sat in her piss. If someone else drove her home and she "got out of the wrong door", they would have sat in her piss and she would have had to crawl over the driver to get out the wrong door. The most likely scenario is that she drove herself home while intoxicated. And in that case, she's an idiot who deserves whatever bad things happen to her as a result of her drunk driving.
You piss yourself repeatedly when drunk? I'd never want to party with you. YDI for getting that smashed and then DRIVING. I can't believe you'd do that to all the other people on the road.
you ******* idiot. stay off the ******* road after you drink.
Only a ******* asshole drinks and drives. YDI, and stop that shit before you hit someone head on and kill them.
you should probably consider alcoholics anonymous if you're pulling shit like that...
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Yeah, thanks for endangering everyone's lives, bitch. You were so drunk that you pissed yourself twice and don't remember any of it, so you decided driving home would be a good idea?
wow that sucks so you pissed yourself twice. The FIRST time being when you drove yourself home drunk.