Love: Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people....

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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Freaky and scary

By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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Vilefire 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:57

You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:40

I don't really think she was creeping, she just noticed he was one fb, and then recognized her pictures on there

Comments

Josz_fml 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 14:09

That probably means you're super hot :0 So not so much a FML :)

izzie2899 6

Wednesday 29 December 2010 3:56

and the problem is?????

haven892 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 14:52

haha its kinda odd...

grim267 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 8:09

this is why we set accounts to friends only

ipshwitz 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:56

so for 45 minutes you were watching him? and just browsing yer fb page doesn't make him a stalker. you on the other hand...

krista2009 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:43

ewwwww creeper

mjckwon 2

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:06

If you don't want strangers creeping your fb profile deactivate fb. Ppl use facebook to creep on other ppl duh.

ka8 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:17

Two words restraining order

ironictraveler 9

Friday 21 October 2011 0:37

I think it is more creepy that you watched him for 45minutes than that he was looking at your profile for that long. Actually I think it was almost as creepy that you looked at his computer screen in the first place.