Love: Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people....

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Creeped Out - 12/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Witham

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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Vilefire 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:57

You were creeping on him and discovered him creeping on you? Seems like a fair exchange to me.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:40

I don't really think she was creeping, she just noticed he was one fb, and then recognized her pictures on there

Comments

Shinygirlnz 1

Thursday 25 November 2010 22:33

You're an idiot. Change your privacy settings.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:25

Ydi for being a facebook loser..

twilightfreak779 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:59

maybe he thinks you're cute and wants to know more about you and is a slow reader?

Ranimal 12

Friday 26 November 2010 0:30

I've had this happen to me before. Its quite awkward.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Friday 26 November 2010 1:07

lmfao you should've put your status as 'stop stalking me. I know you're reading this.' or something lol

aardvarkish 16

Friday 26 November 2010 1:27

Look on the bright side: You held his interest for a full 45 minutes before he moved on.

zach055 23

Friday 26 November 2010 6:40

YDI, the moment you put something on Facebook accept the fact the some creepy stalker is looking at it. There's probably some guy in china jerking off to your pics right now.