By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML
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rmm 0

If I thought I was going to be sick in class, I wouldn't ask, I'd just run out of the room! I feel for you!

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FMLover269 0

I hate it when teachers do that. Give the grammar lesson after the student has emptied out what needs to be emptied.

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SVelasquez 0

Okay, so if you gotta puke you generally RUN (do NOT walk) to the bathroom or nearest trashcan.

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rukusrazor 0

"Cornuts!" /Obscure "Heathers" joke. //Heathers is a movie

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Banthestrandland 0

This is why pedantry sucks.

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Juli_fml 0

sucks for you, the teacher deserved it. i would've puked on him

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jmaczor 0

she should have barfed all over the teachers desk instead to teach him a lesson

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buttlove69 0

The teacher should have received a little BUTTLOVE for punishment

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buttlove69 0

The teacher deserves a little buttlove as punishment

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Saja_fml 0

if i were her, i'll go without asking for a promotion!!

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Classic_PWN 1

Promotion for puking? Remind me to puke more often

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jshen 0

I wouldn't even bother asking the teacher; I'd just book it out of there. Ah, I feel for you. I remember in grade one, when every classroom had their own sink. This girl puked, covered her mouth while doing so, ran towards the sink and left a trail behind her.

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