Intimacy: Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation...

By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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Push it!

By Stace - 21/06/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML

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New balls

By Anonymous - 16/12/2019 12:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my right testicle popped out during gym class while we were running laps. The teacher saw it and said, “Put that away! There aren’t any balls involved in this activity!” FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Put the mouse back in the house, dude

By soulaar - 02/10/2015 14:22 - Vietnam - Dong Nai

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

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Check this out

By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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untoldfame 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:23

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!

drahcir1994 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:46

who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p

Comments

Misguided_Ghost 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:57

one of your testicles? wait Im confused.

nintenDX 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:45

do ur chains hang low?

bjbambenek 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:49

did it at least end well?

spitbubbles 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 20:24

wowzerz

boredasfck 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 5:10

you're like Phoebe's bf from that one Friend's episode lmao gross..

whitney5995 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 9:24

Haha... Your nut was hanging out cuz he did not want to be seen in those shorts LOL...

whitney5995 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 9:31

xGet_Over_It 0

Friday 4 June 2010 4:50

thats nuts.

brightlightsbloo_fml 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 5:05

"Today I was working out in the gym when I met a guy. he was pretty cool until he asked me if it was cold in there. after asking he looked down (as did I) and we both saw one of his disgusting testicles sticking out of his shorts. FML"