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By Heartbroken - 20/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

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By I keep failing it all - 02/06/2013 19:45 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:58 - United States

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 03:29 - United States

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

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By hc11bmd - 19/06/2012 17:20 - United States - Bethel

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

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Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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89_Sparkly 7

Monday 20 June 2011 8:34

that's so mean!!

YacL 15

Monday 20 June 2011 8:36

I bet if it had a naked chick on it he wouldn't have thrown it away, mind you it'd probably be really awkward.

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juliemarbles 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:25

this is why mothers day is more recognized then fathers day is...mothers appreciate EVERYTHING

smartalek 2

Monday 20 June 2011 16:34

my dad always keeps my cards. they matter when they're old.

JesterMarcus 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:45

Attention Women: Guys typically don't care about cards. They are a waste of time, space, and resources. Just so you know, we don't think like you do usually. We are just wired differently.

structuredchaoz 4

Monday 20 June 2011 16:59

Ouch. My fav gift was my handmade card. Bad daddy

skrillex99 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:05

how did he deserve this people? it's like disliking a video on YouTube cuz ur a troll

Vegangeekgirl 2

Monday 20 June 2011 17:14

Next year just buy him a flyswatter and write "To Dad" on it with permanent marker. That's what I would had done anyway in your situation.

PhilMcHawk 7

Monday 20 June 2011 18:22

Don't take it personal op, I don't keep any greeting cards either.

mouseatoken 0

Monday 20 June 2011 18:26

That is so mean. Your dad is an asshole. Today I got a warning from my boss for unprofessional wardrobe today because I wore a hat that said best dad ever. It made me look like the cat in the hat but with ribbons and shit and I'm still wearing it because it was from my son and he thinks I look cool in it.

Trooth 13

Monday 20 June 2011 18:29

aww your dad's mean :(

nfc14 2

Monday 20 June 2011 18:29

My dad woukd still have it in his drawer 10 years later. Some times the more you care for people the more they take it for granted. Get him nothing next year and when he inevitably asks, remind him of the fly swatter