By Heartbroken - 20/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 391
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

89_Sparkly 7

I bet if it had a naked chick on it he wouldn't have thrown it away, mind you it'd probably be really awkward.

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noneya143 0

wow. I'm sorry.:/ I woulda balled my eyes out. js.

jake3292 5

Thats mean.. Hes your dad, he should keep it!!

CammyKarmaMendoz 0

Thats Clearly ****** up. i Would Have Shoved The Card Up His Ass! >:D Good Thing i Dont Hardly See my Dad.(:

that's why I never do anything for my father.

grafixxx687 0

At least now you know to get him a fly swatter next year instead of putting in any real effort.

Bruno_Mars_Fan 0

Next time, buy a card. It'll save you some time. Your father might actually want to keep that.

amberita28 0

if you're old enough to post something on FML, then you're old enough to babysit or cut grass. If you happen to be at least 16 then you could even get a real job. Stop making gay little cards using elmers glue & dry macaroni noodles & buy your dad something nice! =)

A7X_LoVeee 10

You're pretty stupid. Who the hell said anything about Elmer's glue or macaroni noodles? I'm 18 and I still made my father a card. Why? Because I rather take the time to do something nice for him rather than going out to the store and picking one out. Plus, he likes homemade cards more. Also, I'm sure OP bought him something else for Father's Day.

amberita28 0

Actually, I'm not stupid. I was being sarcastic with the elmers glue and macaroni reference. I know she didn't mention anything about them I can read, thank you. Her father obviously disliked the card though so maybe she should try REAL gifts instead. If she would have given him an additional gift she would've mentioned it & she also wouldn't have felt so "heartbroken" when he threw her card away. Her father can't be too bad if he feeds, clothes, and provides a roof over her head. You may think a card is better because it comes from the heart and all, but that shit isn't all that cute anymore after you're already old enough to work. Honestly, what is your dad suppose to do with that card besides wipe his ass with it when he runs out of tp? Im sure your dad would prefer a giftcard to his favorite store instead of a gay little card saying happy fathers day. So, get over it, you cheap sensitive little dick licker.