By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 12:16 - United States

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Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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LeapOfFaith 8

Break up with him and say it was purely accidental.

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marinus_fml 19

Well at least that gets rid of all the guesswork.

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maxwell33321 0

Might want to reconsider your engagement!!

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MickGold 8

Yeah... I know I would. What happens when they're older and don't wanna have sex that often? Reconsideration would probably be a good idea.

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Michael_92 20

I wouldn't go that far...just look into solving the problem. People need to stop running from their problems and work them out.

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indy92 5

You might want to evaluate why you want to get married and if it's the right thing for you guys. I can't imagine that a marriage without any (non-sexual) affection would make you feel good. :(

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PaulB123 11

Men are pretty simple when you break them down a little...

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tennisrapper1 14

Who does he think he is outside of sex? MC Hammer? XD It's hamma time...

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GarysMom725 10

Get out now. I had that type of marriage and waited 20 years. Silly me.

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Andr913 13

Well, at least Gary was old enough to handle the divorce like an adult...but I get the feeling the bitterness over those 20 years might be a problem...

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niznor99 6

Well hello there Gary's mom. Are you like stiffler's mom??

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Rocky007 15

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kaitie311 1

Maybe to comfort her every now and then..?

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Ty2win 3

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CDeCam 9

Good luck OP, it sounds like he's really touchy about the subject.

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