Work: Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 09:00 - Australia

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

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By Sorry Not Sorry - 01/11/2016 14:01

Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML

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By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

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Potterhead1 3

Monday 30 January 2012 15:54

Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

Marcella1016 31

Monday 30 January 2012 15:55

Take it as a compliment...that's a pretty sexy voice :)

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Monday 30 January 2012 16:59

If you are a woman this would be even more hilarious.

florido_fml 10

Monday 30 January 2012 17:02

Wow your life really sucks! How are you still able to live?

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 30 January 2012 17:03

Sounds like an obsession!

flwurheart 0

Monday 30 January 2012 17:05

As soon as OP said he sounded like Barry White, I then read the rest of the post in a Barry White voice!

reeses1981 10

Monday 30 January 2012 17:18

So what?! So someone likes your voice...most people would just be flattered, I fail to see how this is an FML

perdix 29

Monday 30 January 2012 17:23

I hope she's nice enough to leave you some creamed underpants from time to time. Women looooove Barry White's voice -- he didn't sell all those records with his body;)