By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States

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Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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allmine133 0

that's horrible. What a dick.

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contedefees 11

wow, FYL, not for his asshole comment, but for having such a stupid boyfriend in the first place. That's not how emergency contraception works. Hence the CONTRACEPTION part.

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bitterfaceplant 0

Not only is that a win, but it's a epic win. You deserve it for being a baby killing bitch.

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RavenNight 0

wat the hell is wrong with him. cella or not hes messed up. you should have replied with ya and the end of ur sex life too

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cocobarracuda_fml 0

Many people should get educated about how life works. It's been said like 30 times but once again, no, emergency contraception pill DOES NOT kill a foetus or anything. How can you call OP an irresponsible person if yourself don't even know how contraception works ? How can you tell her she's not ready for a baby if yourself don't even know how conception works ? Learn before you can 'lecture' someone, but all the same, just a little bit of unpretentiousness will never be too much.

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RockAngies40 17

Before you lecture someone, check your spelling: fetus not foetus. lol Everyone should just relax.

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Faithful_Jewel 0

Depends what form of English you are used to. British English is foetus (as someone above said, not unlike haemoglobin) while American English is fetus. There's nothing wrong with saying colour or color... they're both correct, just "incorrect" in different contexts. The internet means you have to take all correct spellings of different branches of the same language with a pinch of salt. I still agree with the relax comment though XD And I would advise some basic sex ed. while I'm at it...

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ckjacques53198 0

that is so funny cuz it's true

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MsSoulReaper 27

That's not possible >.< the baby hasn't even began to form. So you're a.. zygote killer at the most.

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sikstix 2

oh my holy ******* shit. it was a joke. lighten the hell up. all that was "killed" In truth was cells. cells die every single day.

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trclocke 1

@ you and @ 124 and others - let's not turn this into a debate over when "fetal tissue" magically becomes sentient, shall we? Everyone knows that it's unconscious until birth, so there's no need to start a debate.

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gabzterz_15 0

he's so rude!!! he should be thankful u took it! unless he wanted to be a baby daddy!

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