Work: Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful... - FML

By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By scarred for life - 21/09/2012 10:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

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Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:13 - Denmark

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

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By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Deliverude

By omfgwhywhywhy - 22/03/2020 19:18 - United States

Today, I had to take a delivery to a known hoarder. I was braced for the sight of the house, but not the naked fat guy and the smell of dead cat when he answered the door. To top it off, they didn't even tip me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 22:27 - Canada - Truro

Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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Epsilonyx 15

Monday 7 November 2011 18:42

I bet their tip wasn't in cash.

andrew8795 0

Monday 7 November 2011 18:45

I guess there was extra sausage in that order

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mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 7 November 2011 20:34

That's your tip you filthy animal!

Chunkylover76 4

Monday 7 November 2011 20:39

Who's the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy who can carry a coffee in each hand and still carry 12 donuts! Who's the most popular girl in a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the 12th donut!

cj7geojeep 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:33

I gotta stop reading FML comments while sitting in waiting rooms...these people think I'm nuts for cracking up at this comment :P

13FMYLIFE 0

Monday 7 November 2011 20:40

Wait, you mean to tell me you didn't join in? ;)

ms_YoungMula 8

Monday 7 November 2011 20:48

Talk about special delivery, lol

pinknipple69 3

Monday 7 November 2011 20:49

That actually sounds like fun

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 7 November 2011 21:32

You look like fun.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 7 November 2011 22:17

I see what you guys did there. :P

pinknipple69 3

Monday 7 November 2011 20:49

That actually sounds like fun

justcallmebro 0

Monday 7 November 2011 22:00

Like!

soccerbabe92 0

Monday 7 November 2011 22:23

Happy Birthday?! : )

PGDesigns 0

Monday 7 November 2011 20:55

Meat Lovers

conrad01 6

Monday 7 November 2011 20:57

And a couple extra meatballs...

GameOver008 1

Monday 7 November 2011 20:59

You got served.

loserman67 35

Monday 7 November 2011 21:01

Did they give you a nice tip, or were you.... >steps back, puts on sunglasses< Stiffed....

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Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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Today, I got trapped in the disabled toilet. When no one responded to knocking and shouting, I pulled the red cord. It still took a member of staff over half an hour to respond because he’d never heard that alarm before, and had to ring his manager to ask what it was. FML

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Today, after recently getting my car fully serviced and fixed, the horn has decided to spontaneously beep. To stop the beeping I have to press the horn hard, making it look like I'm purposely doing it to piss people off. FML

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Today, I sent a guy an up-skirt shot, trying to be cute and flirty. He responded with a series of increasingly more mean emojis, including the laughing eyes, the green nausea face, and finally the poop emoji. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. I have been heavily hinting that I want an iPhone. I opened my present from my parents and found an iPhone box. Ecstatic, I quickly opened it. Apparently, my parents thought it would be funny to wrap my present, a $10 iTunes gift card, in the box my Dad's iPhone came in. FML

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Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

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