Animals: Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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Not so cute

By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML

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Red or grey?

By Cherry - 11/02/2023 02:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML

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Cats rule, dogs drool

By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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mister_moops 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:55

lol. did they bite?

netbeui435 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:01

scary.

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Yulutski 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:00

Wow seriously? I now have a new reason to dislike squirrels... XD Vicous monsters.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Monday 10 August 2009 10:04

Was it Rocky? :D Seriously though, next time kick it or stomp on it. Or heaven forbid, let your dog go get it. And if the dog gets beat up, then it deserved it, as it was probably one of those nasty little rat dogs.

sfgfan10 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:54

can everyone please stop phrasing their fmls this way? it's incredibly annoying.

Squid_surfer 0

Monday 10 August 2009 11:17

I had a squirrel follow me once. Through the woods. For 3 hours. Chattering, Pissed that I disturbed it. Squirrels aren't scary, but this one had a evil gleam... like >:D! :o

My_averageFML 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:28

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! to funny.

tameingraleat 6

Monday 10 August 2009 14:00

I had that happen when I was about 6 years old.. I've been afraid of squirrels ever since.

ak7987 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 10:41

SHOOT THE FRICKIN SQUIRRELS. y is everyone so anti hunting???

diet_otaku 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 14:56

because the squirrels haven't done anything wrong and you have no business killing things you don't need for food.

starwarsguy330 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 4:48

dude, their squirrlls, its not an endangerd animal

Ranoona 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 13:39

my dog would have killed them.

Etoile_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 13:58

Squirrely wrath. Anyone else hear Foamy The Squirrel?

Sethyboy0 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:24

If squirrels got near my dog he would eat them. Even if they were charging me and my dog wasn't there, I would just punt them. Self-defense is legal against humans, so it must be fine with squirrels.

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