By Clare - 21/02/2011 23:15 - Canada

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Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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akd1v 0

who the hell talks about the bible during sex anyways ?

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ilovejorgerabara 3

Who the hell has a conversation during sex anyways?

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HomeAl0ne 20

If he's like me, he's praying for the second coming.

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skyeyez9 24

97: Yes, but i remember a story where a mob wanted to stone a woman for premarital sex (and i think prostitution). Jesus stopped them by saying that the person who has never sinned to cast the first stone. All thise self righteous turds dropped their rocks and sulked off.

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AEverydayDouche 1

I´m going to make this as clear as possible for you cptmorgan15. You DON´T count syllables in haikus, it´s really a common mistake to believe so , you DO however count moras in haikus. (there´s suppose to be 5-7-5 moras) In this case the last line would have been "Now I ne" or maybe "Now I Ned" (the name you know, still doesn´t make sense tough) because in the word need there´s 2 moras but only 1 syllables. If you still don´t get why his comment was unnecessary just google "Haiku" or something.

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Star18lk 0

i don't get how this is an fml. it's weird that he talks about the bible but what is there that he desperately needs to understand about it...?

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skulluks 0

the keyboard is having rapeing your fingertips.

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JiffySmalls 0

You shouldn't be having sex if you're not married.

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politicalnut 1

You deserve it you should have known he was a bible thumper before getting him into bed.

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ishida1235 0

well better dump him if he wants to talk about a work of fiction during sex

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roguesurfguy 0

sup you dumbass atheist. there is a god. a mother which cares for all living things. so go away.

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