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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 17:59
Today despite following all my doctors advice concerning my thyroid condition and despite a strict diet and exercise I am now so fat my husband has to lift my belly flab out of the way so we can have sex, so as you can imagine we’ve not had a lot of sex in the past year, or likely anytime soon FML