Kids: Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By imbx - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2025 03:00

Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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nodeathtoall 19

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

You literally scared the shit out of her Bravo

MassiDelta 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 0:10

I will not make a horrible pun this time

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martin8337 35

Sunday 4 October 2015 4:42

doodie!!!!!!!

BeenIt 5

Sunday 4 October 2015 4:45

Grow the **** up!

OrganicSistah 17

Sunday 4 October 2015 5:17

You scared the shit out of her. YDI

TheDoctor10 28

Sunday 4 October 2015 5:50

Cue the "shitty situation" jokes

gearhead369 20

Sunday 4 October 2015 13:56

little late to that party......

tosdyke 16

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:01

...Shit happens!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:22

Every action as an equal and opposite reaction...it's simple physics OP...what did you expect?

kaylabunny1999 22

Sunday 4 October 2015 6:49

That ought to have been a shitty situation

jriley4u 17

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:07

And that is how she will be remembered for many many years. As the girl who pooped in the pool.

theplaguedkitten 5

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:41

i feel terrible...but that was the funniest thing ive read about in a long while the pure terror from a 5 year old little girl....

fridgeslyr 7

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:47

It's a trap!

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