Periods, Cute, Paranoia and Love: Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 05:24 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML

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