Today I was called a useless uneducated troll by a customer at... - FML

Sally - 12/12/2020 08:22 - United Kingdom

Today I was called a useless uneducated troll by a customer at work because I couldn’t identify the 5 dog breeds that made up the customers emotional support dog. The customer was my mom and she made me cry in front of other customers, my boss and coworkers FML

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