Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked...

By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By lolwtfbbq444 - 15/01/2012 10:24 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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By anonymous - 28/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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By fuck you walmart - 26/04/2013 22:03 - United States

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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miSsFlien 15

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:48

Would've slapped her back the second time.

Pwib 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:49

I really don't see any way this could be OP's fault...times like these I question the people saying YDI.

Comments

CrazyManNo9 29

Tuesday 12 February 2013 13:02

She likes you!

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 13:08

SLAPPING PARTY!!!!!!

lululatenight 28

Tuesday 12 February 2013 13:33

I heard name tags are in these days

Jakespeed207 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 14:04

Oh, hey, Amy Rose is real :D Seriously, OP, you should have seen the second slap coming. Next time someone decides to slap you, keep on guard.

Cilleemaan 4

Friday 22 February 2013 9:58

He was sitting in a restaurant. What is he supposed to do, stand up and hide behind his hands every time she walks by?

GarageDragon 22

Tuesday 12 February 2013 14:31

Well that's not weird at all. So what's the whole story?

Damitol 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 14:32

I agree with #44. Bring charges against her! People need to know there are consequences for their actions!

nishantvas 13

Tuesday 12 February 2013 14:36

dude you should've given her back some. she may just be playing a prank on you with her friends !

jarockstar27 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 14:43

At that point i would have been like "Bitch! Whats your problem?!" and paid the neared woman to slap he back, hard!

rokolodo 10

Tuesday 12 February 2013 14:51

She obviously slapped you on purpose. This is what happened, she told her friends. Look I bet you I can slap that guy twice. And I can get away with it. They probably bet money against each other. Or just a dare amongst GF's. or they're just having fun at your expense. Get your girl to kick her ass.