Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next...

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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suyami 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:17

haha sucks to be you

admakonnen 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:52

What a

mykejohns 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:53

You dip shots are meant to be. Great meeting story.

ironhead_fml 20

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:04

Must have been UGLY!!

amykay 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:08

i hope you two are new found best friends!

nikkirito 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:13

Oh my god, I hope you're a guy and I hope you asked her out. HILARIOUS.

atrialfib29 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:24

What speed are u guys running at? like 50? But did u talked to her or something?

Luna_LoveIsGood 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:43

Comedy of Errors haha

Sarah329 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:47

Patrickkfuckk is love.

sam_sam3 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:49

Haha funny! Pay attention to your feet

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