By ksamp - 12/10/2011 04:26 - United States

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Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.

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dreamering 16

Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.

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janier234 0

They are fake, and what's with these "mystical" ********' I still haven't found one

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ergo_sum 8

because you probably haven't gotten laid.

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Levvy 22

Ouch. Sorry, Janier. The FML crowd does not understand sarcasm, it seems.

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laden_swallow09 34

So it's sarcasm. That doesn't make it humorous

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kabocha_cookie 0

Female orgasms are like pandas. Once thought to be a myth, rare to find in the wild, but totally awesome.

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ergo_sum 8

exist only on plenty of good quality bamboo

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Technoir 2

Damn, OP. You need to ditch that bitch and find a man who knows what the score is. I know, it's Arkansas, and damn near impossible to find someone you aren't related to that still has 50% or more of their teeth, but move to a less Deliverance-y state if you have to! I live by the Sam Kinison rule: Make her cum twice before she sees your dick.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

And you love him why? Are you into ignorant douches?

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justanotherhuman 21

Maybe it's OP's fault, maybe not. Seems American females have a quota of losers/d-bags to fulfill before grasping the true worth of their affections. Hopefully this was her last.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Someone needs to brush up on their Cosmo. If I had a dollar for every time I saw tips to speed up/enhance the female ****** Donald Trump would wish he was me.

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marpay 11

I feel like he is lying so he doesn't have to try. Probably to lazy or doesn't think you are worth the "work" to get you to ******. Either way move on and find someone worthy of your time.

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TraceCase_ 19

Yeah, what would be the point of lying about the female ******? A massive conspiracy by women to make pointless sex last longer? OP, sorry your guy is too ignorant to listen. It's too bad, because if he tried he might find it's not that difficult and sex is a lot more fun when both of you are into it.

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asherah14 7

If the man I loved said that to me I'd quickly inform him if he wouldn't try to make me ****** then I'd no longer allow him to get off during sex and he would no longer get any oral sex until he decided my needs were equal to his.

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cinderella10383 6

Thank you so much, you and I think alike, I'll be dammed if I'm going to satisfy a man and be neglected hell no :)

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resplendencerino_fml 3

why are you wasting time by bitching about your shitty sex life on here when you could be out there being pleasured by men who know what they're doing!

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