Miscellaneous: Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner... - FML

By mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

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By joi9496 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML

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By CaptainByron - 28/04/2017 00:00

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 05:59 - United States - Jeromesville

Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2020 04:02 - United States - Holmdel

Today, I went to a going away party for a coworker. I had brought weed for the party and at one point a guy asked me if I have a Grindr. I replied, "No, I don't use those dating apps. I do have a Fetlife but that's it, if you want it." He apparently meant a weed grinder. Most awkward 3 hours ever. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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loueasy 23

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

The ham won't be the only thing that's smoked

gobroski 11

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

That's nice....

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ZulAman 4

Friday 25 March 2016 22:35

thats a great thing friendly dealers give the best hookups

GoogieWithers 23

Friday 25 March 2016 23:13

At least you have somewhere to go when you get the munchies.

CTeden 7

Saturday 26 March 2016 0:55

I ship it

Isamermaid 17

Saturday 26 March 2016 1:06

My boyfriend's weed dealer and his wife are always nice to us. We don't have any friends, but they almost count.

bobsanction 18

Saturday 26 March 2016 1:07

So, you have somewhere to go on easter instead of being all alone? You're a whiny little ****. You should be more thankful. There are a lot of people that don't even have that.

Zebediabolical 40

Saturday 26 March 2016 1:14

I honestly don't see a problem here. I see someone awesome reaching out and OP complaining aboot it.

Zeenaboo 4

Saturday 26 March 2016 1:17

That's so sweet!

ndaguanno 17

Saturday 26 March 2016 1:29

It's not sal is it? Pineapple Express comes to mind

Camry_Girl420 18

Saturday 26 March 2016 1:55

Thats nice of him. Have fun

SLdeej 11

Saturday 26 March 2016 2:31

Aw! That's so sweet!

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