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By me - 16/01/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML

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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By Funless - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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DjeePee 24

Sunday 16 January 2011 16:42

It's funny how nobody here seems to understand the FML. OP, it are just his friends. Very disrepectful friends, but still, his friends. You don't need to hang out with them and have a jolly good time. Just ignore them. The only thing I hope for is that your boyfriend defends you.

ZeeBest86 6

Sunday 16 January 2011 16:48

Doesn't make you less of a bitch by spending $200. Not that I'm insinuating that you're a bitch...I'm just saying.

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mintcar 9

Sunday 16 January 2011 16:56

Hmm...well you're just going to have to suck it up and allow them to come to the party. He's not going to have much fun if you uninvite his friends.

ImRickJamesBish 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 16:57

Well they are HIS friends. Stop going around them and stop letting them around you. Tell your bf that his friends are too disrespectful. If he continues to let them be that way towards you get rid of him too.

Trace01m 11

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:08

This one. Tell your man his.friend said shit. Either he is a stand up guy and sets it right, or you go find a new man who will treat you right.

no1fan4lsutigers 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:01

don't feel bad his friends are just jealous! they want him to be as miserable as them

AbelAbel 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:38

I had friends like that before who tried to break me up. It's hilarious. Once one of the got a girlfriend he left us alone.

BridgetFrost 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:07

Boys. Ugh.

Immersion 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 20:48

i disagree

DocBastard 38

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:12

You're dating the guy, not his friends. However, he should be chivalrous enough to defend you and tell them to shut the **** up.

perdix 29

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:19

When your defense is throwing around the dollar signs, it practically proves their point. Being a good girlfriend is not about the money you spend. It's about the fun and the sex añd, above all, the sammiches.

Immersion 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 21:06

muchos gracias

LightningLadyy 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:29

I read it as "One of my boyfriends..." and that threw me off O.o

amazon284 3

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:44

Spending money on people doesn't make you a friendly, kind, good person. Just sayin'.

readblink 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 17:46

Cut your losses and dump him now. If he's complaining about you and citing his friends, he's probably considering or even planning to dump you soon anyway.