Intimacy: Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on...

By 0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 931

You deserved it 2 553

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Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 090

You deserved it 24 133

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 971

You deserved it 25 400

Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 456

You deserved it 4 365

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 346

You deserved it 13 185

By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 708

You deserved it 3 246

Back in 2009…

By awkwardgayboi - 11/03/2009 18:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 938

You deserved it 92 871

Gurning

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I had a video call with my boss, but my internet connection was so bad that my video feed ended up freezing in the most unflattering pose possible. I had to explain to my boss that I wasn't actually making a weird face on purpose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 667

You deserved it 86

By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 257

You deserved it 17 265

RIP Skype

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 672

You deserved it 25 061

TMI

By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 833

You deserved it 71 933

Tripartita 44

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:11

"Trust me, we were just as disappointed as you." –Skype system technician

mds9986 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:06

Well that was anticlimactic.

Comments

SomewhatNuts 19

Thursday 21 April 2016 22:56

It's definitely better than the case of blue waffles.

ubergamer08 8

Thursday 21 April 2016 23:16

don't worry I'm sure she still came

FitFriday 32

Friday 22 April 2016 0:31

#31 did you reeeally have to go there?

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 22 April 2016 0:35

Yes, yes they did. After all they are somewhat nuts..

MrSmush 19

Friday 22 April 2016 5:19

God was watching

ciammmm 11

Friday 22 April 2016 7:16

This is the worst! Or when ir freezes and you stop to wait for the connection to return, and it isn't the same

Ayasha_fml 12

Friday 22 April 2016 9:09

Welcome to what long distance relationships deal with often. I definitely sympathize with you on that though. Skype's a pretty good video call program, but one of the only few around. So it's times of shitty connection or reception and glitches are annoying. I'd switch if I knew a better program.