By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States
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stains*** damn spell check!
Oh yeah, this happened to me. When I got robbed, the guy also ate my leftover Chinese, which baffled me... why would you eat a stranger's leftover food? It's a bit gross. But I figured he was probably just really hungry from robbing me, the bastard. Anyway, this is a definite FYL. :( I hope they find out who did it and you get your stuff back! Although the chances seem slim, it does happen.
wow. that truly sucks.
Today, I robbed someone's house. I stole a TV, camera, and some computer stuff. I'm homeless and I was cold and hungry, so I decided to grab some clothes and a tub of ice cream from their freezer. When I got to my "home" behind a dumpster, I realized the clothes were too small to fit me and the ice cream was the worst flavor ever: Phish Food. FML.
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check for fried chicken grease stands on the refrigerator. It may lead to clues resulting in the arrest of a ....
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Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch
your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...