By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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Theos_fml 0

If you're going to comment, try to act intelligent. Having one laptop stolen doesn't mean the OP loses internet access forever. There are always library computers and they might have a desktop or another laptop. Also, please stop trying to connect to this by saying you were the other party involved in the FML, that gets really annoying after a while. And thieves take what they want when they rob a house-they don't care how you feel, so they take whatever pleases them, even if it is just ice cream (Ice cream does cost a bit)

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DidUCthatunicorn 0

oh my god that is just horrible... just horrible

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wh0regasm 0

that sucks about all your stuff .... and phish food ice cream is the best

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hank9300 0

What kind of sad, pathetic burglar steals ice cream.

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ForestFire0 1

You had some really nice stuff though. I'm impressed

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sunshinedust_fml 1

#8....why do you assume that the OP is in the US.....Ben & Jerry's is in a few other countries...

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bribold1 0

NOT THE ICE CREAM! Have they no shame?! I am so sorry for you

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LiveLoveLife_fml 0

Sorry OP, that really blowsss Some stupid robbers that is... I mean.. wth icecream?! lol

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