Intimacy: Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to...

By miss cranky pants - 30/10/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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By dynomyte - 11/02/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 11:01

Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML

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By CarouselHeart - 18/05/2016 20:09 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 12:17

Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.

strandy 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:10

I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...

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SwiftKick2DA 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 13:52

you know theirs always toys & tools for prep. you gota work that shit out b4 you take it out in the town! and a yr.+? you just got put more effort into it yo

generalfubar 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 14:08

I don't know what to say. Maybe you should visit the local pub right before closing time, guaranteed to get some then.

elmorous 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 14:37

I, personally, think that's sexy.

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:43

If a girl is tight when you try to have sex with her, chances are she doesn't really want you in. The ****** stretches more easily when the girl is aroused and relax. So.. You must find it sexy when a girl doesn't want to have sex with you and finds you repulsive enough to tighten up more?

Jizwold 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:44

oh hell ya dude there's nothing better than a good ol' rape

elmorous 0

Monday 1 November 2010 5:08

109 - Don't presume your experience raping women is relevant to anything outside your cartoon world. There is a vaginal exercise women can do. The exercise is nicknamed "The K's". My wife is so strong there, it feels like she could break my fingers.

dudeitsdanny 9

Thursday 11 November 2010 7:41

But there's a difference between that tightness, and OP's tightness, which prevents a doctor from examining her.

saladgirl123 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 14:43

at least she didnt say damn girl you need to cut back your so damn loose nothing wrong with not being easy.

dlangel 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:29

lol I was about to say! nothing wrong about not having sex with everyone- i can't believe the obgyn said that, esp given how many herpes infections she probably sees. if u wanted to have sex, are married and just not getting laid, etc then fyl, but if u made choices not to have sex based on appropriate partners then good for you. nothing wrong with that.