By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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som_fml 0

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

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Horde 8

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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MysteryMan808 0

hope you spit it back in her face, then laughed and pointed to ridicule her

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JDoggBattosai 0

that's pretty disgusting I'm not really sure how it's anything other than nasty...

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rj9614 0

WTF is wrong with her eww

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logieebearr 0

WTF is wrong with girls?I mean I'm a girl but some girls act like guys!that is diguesting!why would you ever put a booger on your boyfriend/girlfriends mouth?that is just nasty ew

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CoolHipDude 0

eeeeewwwwwww.... wot a stupid ****! You should dump her immediately!!!!

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Kalyov 5

I think I just died a little! This is so gross! You should dump her...nobody man nor woman should do something like this to another person!

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