By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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som_fml 0

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

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Horde 8

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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xoryleexo 0

Uhm, Ew. Who Does That!?

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TattedAsian 0

Nope she is still my girlfriend. I cant believe that people would leave a love one over a booger. I'm just another human being who has been through worst then a damn booger. And I agree with #187, take a joke like a man. Stop worrying about how dark yesterday was and move on to a brighter tomorrow. Hell who knows I might come up with something to get her back.

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bumbum92 0

ew. what the hell. that is disgusting! time to dump the boyish child.

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annalovescheese 0

that is so ferral!! if my boyfriend did that to me i would dump him on the spot!!!

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DiDi123_fml 0

That's digusting. I would dump her.

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DiDi123_fml 0

That's digusting. I would dump her.

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masterrbASIAN 0

valentines day is coming up soon, fart in her face

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nessalujin 0

YDI for dating a 5 year old

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peacockfeather 0

Hmm is your girlfriend, by any chance, one of the lovely ladies in 2girls1cup?:)

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