Intimacy: Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool...

By nothanks - 01/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By sharee - 19/12/2015 20:51 - United States - Providence

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

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By JMG - 19/08/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

creepers gonna creep.

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Sunday 1 May 2011 19:06

You must have some nice ****.

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sarahbella101 7

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:46

ew! does your husband know about this? maybe you shouldn't be near him...

DaBlackShotty 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:11

Ok, how does this get even one ydi?

whoa150 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:08

hit him in the balls

LIVE2FAIL 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:48

that's kinda creeper.... >:) I like!

elservas 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 7:04

well you should worry when he looses interest... it would b funny if you put like crazy glue on your bikini top nex time...

Threepeaoh 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 10:30

PERVERT

sumtinsumtin18 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 14:25

I m ur father in law now cum on

Nicadeemis 4

Monday 9 May 2011 4:43

see this is the part were u say stop

shortie916 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:07

Maybe that's how he shake Han but **** instead haha :)

fluffymario 0

Monday 9 May 2011 7:44

hey

J32Legend 0

Monday 9 May 2011 16:30

lol he wants u badly

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