By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

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Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
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gusgus36 5

awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an ******.

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RedPillSucks 31

Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge. Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

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hobogasmic 0

like gus , just be glad u got aa ****** . unless u faked it x))))

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Pawned71 0

wtf... DUMP that bich as mutha fackA take his head and shove it into a sand until his head goes in...

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oneworldguy 0

... and he knows what a sea turtle's ****** HOW???

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bmexoxo98 0

is ur name Lindsey?

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briissocoollike 8

Lol I wanna see

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fejj13r 0

How would you even demonstrate that?

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Sprechchor 12

Did you look him dead in the eye and say "I know about the sea turtles?

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