By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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AnnerNanner 0

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Niceeeeee. I wanna know what he said after that!!!

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videoCWK 1

Why is that bad? I would love that compliment.

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snowsurfsunx3 0

umm no offense, but your first one? what about daddy's?

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DangerousBabee 0

You should have decorated it. Ya know...put a little bow on..umm ya know color it with marker. NOW THATS PRETTY :D xD

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xxsecziimamixx 0

wtf??? dumbass i wonder what he said to that...FYL

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lazyyygirl 0

hey, atleast you didnt call it cute.

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wootness 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous409 0

Did you guys notice how she said it was the first one she saw in "real life", she probably watches **** all day. 25 FTW!

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Mnemo_fml 0

LMAO How did you say it: "It's pretty~" or "It's pretty!!!" ?

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